Scott Buchanan

PositionMidfield
Age48
SupportsRangers
LikesAdvising Referees
DislikesBookings
OccupationAircraft Handler

A feisty player but one who has only accumulated ONE booking in 30-odd years of amateur football.

Scott joined the team in 2011 and won Player of The Year. He took over as Player/Manager following Stuart Todd’s retirement and is now into his fourth season as Gaffer.

Famous for his toe-bunged goals and his habit of disappearing on the stroke of midnight on nights out.